Funny Disasters

One day I was talking to Nina and I told her how there is a toilet and a urinal in both of the bathrooms in my house. She said that in her bathrooms there is a toilet and a device that cleans your butt. I was amused by this, and thought to myself, hmm, maybe it isn’t a urinal in my bathrooms; maybe it’s a butt cleaner! So later I asked my mom what the mysterious 2nd ‘toilet’ does. Turns out, it is the butt cleaner (there is a real word for it, but I don’t remember what it is). So I decided I’d see how it worked.

I turned on the water, but only got a disappointing and slow dribble out of the back of the bowl. There was a 3rd knob besides the hot and cold knobs, so I decided to turn that to see what would happen when I’d turn on the water. This time I turned it on a lot more because I didn’t want another dribble. My face was pretty close to the bowl, which was such a dumb idea. The 3rd knob that I turned made the water shoot out of a mini fountain that was directly below my face. I was soaked and happened to be wearing a white shirt that day, too. I was laughing out loud by myself, and I wanted to go tell my sister what had just happened, but she was with her boyfriend in her room. I didn’t feel like going in my see-through shirt and embarrassing myself telling them that I had just tried to use the butt cleaner and totally failed.

Another day, I went upstairs to go to my room and in the tiled hallway there was soapy water slowly coming from the little laundry room. At first I laughed, but then quickly called to Fransisca to come upstairs. I’m not exactly sure why, but all of the water from the laundry machine (which was a LOT) formed a river in the hallway and a lake in the laundry room. Luckily each bedroom is about 2 inches higher than the hallway, so the water wasn’t doing any harm. My sister was freaking out, but nothing was being ruined, I mean there was water all over, but there was nothing wooden that was wet. I was running and sliding and having fun in the wet hallway, but she didn’t think it was very funny…oops! So after my fun we took a bunch of sheets and beach towels to dry it up. Afterwards, our bare feet were really clean and smelled super good.

Okay these aren’t funny disasters, but keep reading anyways…
So yesterday for lunch we had rice and calamari, and well it was pretty good. It was cooked plain (not fatty and fried…) but I put some mysterious green sauce on it, which was delish. Once again my bros refused to eat it, so they just had plain rice with loads of…guess what…KETCHUP!

My economy exam was way easier than I thought it’d be. It was just 8 simple questions/define this word and I feel confident that I got at least half of them correct (which means I probably passed!)

Today I had a quiz in psychology, it was on the nervous system (impossible…) Yesterday, I was studying so hard for it that I was sweating, my skin was changing colors and my body started to heat up. I had to put on my OWN swimsuit (not my mom’s) to try and cool down. It was tough tanning, oops-I mean “studying” on my roof under the sun with my sunglasses and swimsuit on and my psych book in my newly tanned lap! I think it was 90+ degrees.